GOONZ A Satirical Mafia TTRPG

Welcome to the GOONz family!

You're a member of the not-so-glamorous mafia family that operates out of a rundown pizzeria, trying to prove yourself by doing ridiculous, over-the-top missions. Whether it's shaking down the local hot dog vendor or retrieving the Don's "lucky socks", the Goonz are always getting into absurn situations.

But watch out - your fellow Goonz are as incompetent as you!

The objective is simple: Gain Respect by completing ridiculous jobs for the Don, avoid getting whacked (or worse, humiliated) and screw over your fellow Goonz without getting caught.

This One-Page rule sheet is quick and easy to play amongst friends and goes a like, all you need is a standard deck of cards, some paper and writing tools to keep track of your earned Respect. 

The first Goon to reach 5 Respect is declared the Capo. They have earned the Don's approval (for now) and get to lord it over the other Goonz.

Please Goon responsibly.

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